Has Anyone Seen my Sex Life?

A huge thank you to the author and Bookouture for the ARC of this book in exchange for an honest review.


It’s normal for your washing machine to get more action than you, right? 

I wake up, bleary-eyed.

It’s been two years, six months and three hours since I last shaved my legs, and the llama-patterned knickers I’m wearing have seen better days.

We have seven minutes before the kids wake up, and my husband shuffles closer. ‘Ouch,’ he says, a piece of Lego sticking into his back.

Then, a light comes on in the landing. Small footsteps creep down the stairs. A little voice screams, ‘IS SOMEONE COMING TO MAKE BREAKFAST?!’

All hopes of having some ‘alone time’ is replaced with wondering if we’ve run out of Cheerios, thinking about the overflowing laundry, and remembering that I forgot to take out the recycling. Again.

Just a typical Monday morning for the Morton family… 
Except today, when I go downstairs in my dressing gown, I find something. Something belonging to my husband. Something that definitely wasn’t mentioned in the wedding vows. And it’s either going to make us… or break us.

An utterly hilarious and unmissable novel for anyone who has ever felt like they spend more time washing the dishes than getting lucky. Fans of Why Mummy Drinks and The Unmumsy Mum, and rom-coms by Sophie Ranald and Sophie Kinsella, will ugly laugh at this gloriously funny and relatable read.

Out 14th Feb

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This book is absolutely hilarious!!

Seriously, I haven’t been able to put this one down! Initially attracted by the cover and title, this is a book which really hasn’t disappointed.

This is perfect for lovers of the unmumsy mum- I personally think that this one is funnier than that. I have not stopped laughing while reading this book.

This is definitely one of those books which is perfect after a stressful day because you are guaranteed to laugh out loud.

I love the authors writing style, this is a feel good, fun and easy read. I have loved it. I have devoured this book in just a couple of hours. It is just one of those books impossible to put down.

I can’t wait to read more by this author.

A definite five star rating is needed for this hilarious and fantastic book.

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I’d love to hear them.

Lots of love

Littlemissbooklover87 xoxo

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